I'm Guesting at Motherhood, WTF!

Hi Everyone!

Happy Monday!  

If you are a Mom's New Stage regular, I can't thank you enough for your continued support.  I know time is precious, and I am honored you choose to spend some of yours with me.  I am doing my 90s hip-hop happy dance (cabbage patch, anyone?) because today's post on "Actually Useful Apps" appears on the fabulous blog Motherhood WTF? !  If you haven't read anything on this site, then you need to, STAT.  I can't thank her enough for featuring me!  Motherhood, WTF? is uber smart, irreverent and hysterically funny.  And as you can tell from the title, she is honest and real.  When I read her posts, I think, "That's exactly what I'd say!" (If, of course, my mouth and brain weren't working against each other.)

Now, if you came here because you read my post on Motherhood, WTF? and decided to explore my little corner of the Interwebs, welcome, welcome, a thousand times welcome!  I am a former dancer,  now a dance teacher and the mother of an almost 3 year old and an almost 4.5 year old. They are 18 months apart, which means I am so tired and downright dumb I can't find my butt with both hands.  It means every day includes seconds of transcendent joy as well as several lost items, a one meal no one will eat, and bedtimes that would make Mary Poppins herself drink, swear and fight as though she were starring in the Quentin Tarantino remake of her story.  

Please look around and enjoy!  Some of my favorite posts are 10 Things About Me that Suck for my Partner,  The Mother's Promise and Momsanity.  And to answer the perennial question "How does she do it?" there are also some fun, yet insightful interviews with dancers, photographers and some of your favorite bloggers.  

Oh, yeah, this might be a good time to mention my other visitors... The folks who came to this page looking for "naked moms," or because they googled "I s--t without clothes."  Or perhaps they linked on over from a site with so many up close and personal vaginas it looks like viewers are supposed to perform online pap smears.  I know you've probably already figured this out, Pervy McPervypants, but you in the wrong place.  YOU IS NASTY!  So nasty you don't even deserve proper grammar.  Take your filthy self someplace else for that kind of mess.

For everyone else, I hope this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

Signing off with great love in my heart for the fierce city of BOSTON,
with prayers for peace, and a sincere hope that the remainder of April has met with a talented psychiatrist and taken its meds.

(And by the way that's Keesha, with a long "e" as in cheese, not a short one as in flesh.  When people call me Ke$ha I want to take my ears off and soak them in Lysol.)